Sammy the Wonder Dog

Stop discriminating against those with four legs. I want to drive the car so that I am not dependent upon a human for a car ride. End species discrimination.

Your opinion is important! Bipeds --stop guessing and find out what your canine really wants!

Bipeds claim to know the language better than I do. However, this glaring example of incorrect use of language leaves me at a loss!

Sammy questions this biped communication technique

HR stuff is okay but there are greater priorities. Live life with no regrets!